~40 Ways to Write MOM on a Resume~

Just in case you needed a more creative way to say "mom" on your resume : )

1. Household CEO
2. Masters & PhD in Patience
3. Familial Law Enforcer
4. Non-TV Activity Coordinator
5. English Language Educator
6. Playground Medic
7. President of Waste Management
8. Fast Food Chef
9. Tantrum & Meltdown Negotiator
10. Search & Rescue: Small Plastic Pieces Unit
11. Chief Monster Hunter
12. College Application Adviser
13. Doll Doctor
14. Archaeologist Specializing in Under Bed and Inside Closet Digs
15. Teen Sex Counselor
16. Spiritual Leader
17. Backyard Safety Commissioner
18. Toy Repair Specialist
19. Art Critic
20. Philanthropist for Little People's Arts & Music
21. Teenage Dating Expert
22. Chief Drug Counselor
23. Anger Management Specialist
24. Toddler Tantrum Wrestling Champ
25. Playdate Social Secretary
26. CEO, Department of Make Believe
27. Manners Expert
28. Personal Shopper
29. Fashion Stylist & Consultant
30. Professor, Imagination Studies
31. Sleep Scientist (work mostly night shifts)
32. Teen Angst Psychoanalyst
33. Captain, Soccer Mom Cheerleading Squad
34. Dental Hygienist
35. Tooth Brushing Instructor
36. Keeper of Top Secret Secrets (pinkie swear!)
37. Personal Chauffeur & Expert Driver
38. Hairstylist (specializing in pigtails and wiggly clients)
39. Birthday Party Planner
40. President of (Insert Your Kid's Name Here) Fan Club

What other funny job titles would you list on your resume?

I just had to share this list!  If you want to read the whole article you can find it here: http://thestir.cafemom.com/home_garden/115171/40_funny_ways_to_say